It is a great day for all Pittsburgh Penguins fans. Mike Lange has signed a one year contract to return as the play by play Radio Broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins. I listened to almost every Penguins game on the radio this past season. Mike Lange is the best. Here is a list of his so-called Lange-isms:
Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!
Great balls of fire
Slap me silly, Sidney
You’d have to be here to believe it
Never teach a pig to sing
Can I get a witness?!
The turkey is on the table
Go ahead, make my day!
Scratch my back with a hacksaw
How much fried chicken can you eat?
He doesn’t know whether to cry or wind his watch
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!
He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen
Hop in the Cordova baby, we’re going bowlin’
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too
He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue
Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll
It’s a hockey night in Pittsburgh
If you missed this one, shame on you for six weeks
He’s throwing out checks like it’s the first of the month
Donna needs a donut
Stop the press It’s time to buy new shoes
Shave my face with a rusty razor
He beat him like a rented mule
He smoked him like a bad cigar
Michael, Michael, motorcycle
He's got more patience than Mercy hospital
He gave him more moves than Mae West
Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek
Let’s go hunt moose on a Harley
Buzzing like beeeees around a hive
He went right down Broadway and then some
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building
He’s smilin’ like a butcher’s dog
I’ll be cow-kicked
She wants to sell my monkey
Puttin’ on the ritz
Book ‘em Dano
Get that dog off my lawn
He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic
That's the brief list.